Sightings: Extraordinary Encounters with Ordinary Birds
As an object, this is a beautiful book. Sized to fit comfortably in the hand, it has an elegant dust jacket; it’s printed on thick, serious stock, meant to last; and best of all, it’s illustrated throughout with lush watercolors by Mary Woodin.
Unfortunately, and contrary to what the cover led me to expect, this is not a book about birds. It’s a book about how one man took his self – his anxious masculinity, his spiritual confusion, his fear of death, his absurdly overinflated sense of purpose – into the field and offloaded all those feelings on to some birds he saw. This has always been a popular school of nature writing, but I dislike it intensely. No one can avoid taking birds personally a little bit, or at least I can’t, but to me the neat thing about birds is that touch of the alien, the magnificent indifference. If I thought that birds were coming around with messages for me, that would be cheap. That would be cheating.
Keen’s sensibilities clashed with my own most in his essay about the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. Our author, now elderly, was a young boy and just a budding birdwatcher as the Ivory-bill was going extinct/”extinct”. A friend of the family takes him to Tennessee, where she claims to still see the “peckerwoods” regularly. Staying with a rural family, he spots a suspicious Picus – only to have a member of his host family obligingly shoot it out of the sky for him. Horrified, he buries it without identifying it, and then walks around as though somehow his eleven-year-old ass is bearing a direct load of original sin. Understandable for a pre-pubescent child; inexcusable in an essayist of mature years, especially when said essayist uses the alleged re-emergence of the Ivory-bill to pontificate about how he won’t even attempt to see it, not wanting to taint it with his all-destroying gaze or whateverthefuck. Not a shred of scientific spirit in the man, is what I’m saying. This comes to the fore even more strongly in his essay on bird intelligence, where he conflates the theory of a mechanistic universe with a Descartian disregard for the possibility of intelligences other than human, apparently based on nothing more than the fact that this must be true in order for him to believe that mystics make better naturalists than materialists.
Still, if you like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing you’ll like. Keen can describe a bunting, that’s for sure. And as I said, it’s really very pretty.
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September 15, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Carrie,
Almost every time I read something that you wrote, I really, really enjoy it. Your perspective is unique and well thought out. You make me laugh (and that’s a good thing!)
September 16, 2008 at 6:46 am
Aw, thanks Mom.
September 16, 2008 at 12:01 pm
And guess what: Mom’s not the only one!
I loved the last two lines in particular.
September 16, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Me too. I love the way you write Carrie.
By the Way – JOCHEN!! Where the heck are you mate? Have you changed your email address because yoy seem to have just disapeared. Mail me and let me know what;s going on…
September 17, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Where am I?
Well, Charlie, I am trapped on Carrie’s blog, wandering around since June trying to find a way back to the outside world. It’s not all bad though as there are worse places to get stuck in than “the Great Auk”. But Charlie, I can’t find the place where Carrie stores her beer!!
Help!
September 17, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Sorry, Jochen. I can’t get WordPress to load the kegerator – it thinks that it’s Javascript.
September 18, 2008 at 10:54 am
That’s very bitter.
September 18, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Actually, I was planning on having mostly stouts and ales….
September 23, 2008 at 7:36 am
Careful there: if you succeed, you might have a permanent resident inside your blog!
September 25, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Jochen, you’re the ghost in the machine here. If this is the place you’re receiving your messages, let me invite you to e-mail me. I have a proposition for you, if Carrie is willing to share you.
Anyway, my original purpose for visiting the comments section was to comment (natch) on this excellent review. I love a no-holds-barred review and the line “if you like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing you’ll like” is damning praise indeed.
September 25, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Thanks, Mike! I have to admit, that line is not original to me, though. It was probably Dorothy Parker or Oscar Wilde.
I suppose I can let you borrow Jochen, if you promise to bring him back in good condition. I’m still trying to get the taps installed properly.
September 26, 2008 at 10:25 am
A proposition, Mike? Okay, finding out what this proposition is about seems a good enough reason to temporarily leave the Great Auk, with the emphasis clearly put on “temporarily” and only for as long as Carrie is busy with the tabs…
And Carrie, the first sentence of the last paragraph may be borrowed, but the last one is from you, so full credits remain where full credits are due!!!